Daddy: “Becca, are you sure you want to wear an all-white outfit on a day you are going to paint?”

Becca: “It’s ok, Daddy. I’ll be careful.”

Daddy: “Well, how about you take one of my old, ugly shirts to wear over your existing shirt?”

Pause, while Becca thinks about it.

Becca: “How about that one?”, pointing to the shirt I am wearing.

Thanks a lot, Becca. Sheesh!